10 Honest Mom Confessions That Will Make You Feel Seen  

Hey mama, let’s get real for a second. Motherhood is a wild ride; equal parts magical and messy. And while we’re out here crushing it (most of the time), there are those little moments that make us go, “Wait, is it just me?” Spoiler alert: It’s NOT just you. So grab a cup of coffee (or let’s be honest, reheat the one from this morning), and let’s dive into 10 honest mom confessions that will make you feel seen, validated, and maybe even laugh a little. Because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry, right?  

1. “I’ve Definitely Used Baby Wipes on Myself More Than My Baby”

Let’s be real: Baby wipes are the duct tape of parenting. Sticky hands? Baby wipes. Spilled coffee on your shirt? Baby wipes. Ran out of makeup remover? Baby wipes. They’re basically a mom’s Swiss Army knife. And if you’ve ever used one to “freshen up” because showering felt like a luxury, welcome to the club.  

2. “I’ve Pretended to Poop Just to Get 5 Minutes of Peace”

The bathroom is the only place where “Do Not Disturb” is socially acceptable. So yes, sometimes we sit on the toilet scrolling Instagram, eating a secret snack, or just staring at the wall while tiny hands bang on the door. It’s not glamorous, but it’s survival.  

3. “I’ve Said ‘I’m Counting to Three’ with No Plan for What Happens After”

We’ve all been there. You’re trying to get your kid to put on their shoes, eat their veggies, or stop licking the dog, and you pull out the classic, “I’m counting to three!” But let’s be honest, half the time, we have no idea what we’ll do if we actually get to three. Timeout? Bribery? A full-on mom meltdown? The world may never know.  

4. “I’ve Let My Kid Watch Way Too Much TV So I Could Just Sit Down”

Judge me if you must, but sometimes Bluey is the MVP of the house. Whether it’s because you’re exhausted, sick, or just need a moment to breathe, screen time happens. And you know what? That’s okay. You’re not a bad mom, you’re a human mom.  

5. “I’ve Eaten My Kid’s Snacks in the Pantry Like a Ninja”

Goldfish crackers, fruit snacks, that last juice box.. sometimes, you just need a little pick-me-up. And if that means sneaking into the pantry like you’re on a top-secret mission, so be it. Just pray they don’t catch you mid-bite and demand to know why their snacks are in your mouth.  

6. “I’ve Googled ‘Is It Normal for My Kid to…’ More Times Than I Can Count”

From “Why is my toddler licking the wall?” to “Is it normal for a 5-year-old to argue like a lawyer?” Google has seen it all. And while it’s comforting to know you’re not alone, let’s be real: Parenting is basically just winging it 90% of the time.  

7. “I’ve Worn the Same Yoga Pants for Three Days Straight”

Who has time to do laundry when you’re busy keeping tiny humans alive? If your “comfy clothes” have become your “everyday clothes,” you’re in good company. Bonus points if you’ve ever worn them inside out because you didn’t notice until you were already at Target.  

8. “I’ve Cried Over Spilled Milk (Literally)”

It’s not just about the milk. It’s about the fact that you just cleaned the floor, you’re running on three hours of sleep, and now there’s a puddle of milk mocking you. Sometimes, you just need a good cry; and that’s okay. Pass the tissues and the chocolate.  

9. “I’ve Told My Kid ‘We Don’t Have That’ When We Definitely Do”

Sorry, kiddo, but Mommy’s not sharing her hidden stash of cookies, chips, or Paw Patrol fruit snacks. Sometimes, you just need a little something that’s “yours”. And if that means fibbing about the existence of said snacks, so be it. We’ll call it a “mom tax.”  

10. “I’ve Felt Guilty About Everything, Even When I’m Doing My Best”

Mom guilt is the uninvited guest that never leaves. Whether it’s because you yelled too much, didn’t play enough, or just feel like you’re not measuring up, let me remind you: You’re doing an amazing job. Your kids don’t need a perfect mom; they need a happy, healthy, real mom. And that’s exactly what you are.  

Motherhood is messy, hilarious, exhausting, and beautiful, all at the same time. And while it’s easy to feel like you’re the only one struggling, remember: We’re all in this together. So the next time you’re hiding in the pantry eating Goldfish or pretending to poop for a moment of peace, know that you’re not alone. You’re seen, you’re loved, and you’re doing an incredible job.  

Now, go forth and conquer, mama. And maybe treat yourself to a snack..you’ve earned it.